What even, rude anon? I’ll bite you.
Nooo! Don’t bite my hate anon! I don’t know what he’s talking about yet!

What even, rude anon? I’ll bite you.
Nooo! Don’t bite my hate anon! I don’t know what he’s talking about yet!
Eh? What picture? I don’t remember any… Hang on let me look.
In any case, no I am not a very good writer. That’s actually one of the reasons I’m not planning on becoming on professionally.
Hmm…
I don’t see any pictures with writing comparisons anywhere on the recent pages on my blog. Could you please point out the post? It’s hard to be offended when I have no idea what you’re talking about.

reblogging just in case any of my followers felt ugly today
YOU ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL AND LOVED BY AT LEAST 2 PEOPLE
JACK HARKNESS AND ME
shoutout to my little brother for not killing me when I woke him up in the middle of the night so he could kill the cockaroach my cat was playing with

npr:
Who’s a pretty boy then? A dog with animal designs at a creative grooming competition in Seacaucus, New Jersey. From picture desk live: the best news images of the day
Photograph: Ren Netherland/Barcroft Media
Poodle birds? This is a lot to absorb. Make sure to click through the slideshow. — heidi
This animal’s closest living relative is a wolf. Just… let that sink in for a moment.
I’d go wolf on the people who did that to me if I was that dog.
Most of the posts I see are about the sadder parts of the series and how much pain the users are in from remember those.
And I”m sitting here like, “I will never rewatch Doomsday or finish the final season of Merlin.” I mean, I can’t even watch the series finale of Superman TAS!
I don’t like watching my favorite characters broken and hurt. At least with Superman there was Justice League to pick things back up.
But why would anyone subject themselves to that sort of sorrow? It seems off to me.

A snoring cat.
Yeah, let’s kill those motherfuckers with a cuteness overload!
A Box Cutter!!! Stand back!! I’m gonna pull some knife weilding craziness on some zombies!!!!
A bag of Cheetos. Because surely eating brainnnnnnnns all the time gets old.
Ironically enough, it’s a hatchet. I just got back from camping, and my gear is strewn all over the table. Zombies? Bring it, bitches!
The awkward moment when it’s actually Sting
((Orange soda. Welp))
//a fan o.o
A tree… . .
A… A hairbrush…
Fuck.
A lamp. Well… In a pinch, I guess…
consultant-ninja-from-gallifrey:
That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.
headcanon accepted
HEADCANON ACCEPTED.HEADCANON ACCENPTED
HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.
HEADCANON COMPLETELY ACCEPTED.
forever reblog

sam:
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps
is there a difference between ya’ll and y’all. where does the apostrophe really go. quick someone more southern than me tell me
Austin theisz would know
are you sure about that
he IS the south
i thought he was canadian or something
Where two sides come together to form one perfect tall being that embodies the North and the South one will find Austin Theisz.
that explains it then. i was wondering what one would find
THE APOSTROPHE GOES BEFORE THE A
Y’ALL IS A CONTRACTION OF THE WORDS YE AND ALL ORIGINATING FROM THE APPALACHIAN AREA WHERE PEOPLE MAINTAINED THEIR SCOTTISH ORIGINS

Behind the scenes photo of Peter Davison playing the Dish of the Day.
I distinctly don’t remember this.
8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice
“Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —”
“False hope?” repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —”
“I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —”
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”Professor McGonagall is so badass. I want seven books about her.

#what if you’re stuck in a vitual world #and this gif is the only window into reality #and you’re really the doctor’s companion #and you did all these wonderful things together but one day you encountered a monster you couldn’t defeat #and just before it killed you #it pulled you into a pocket universe#or a computer #and you’ve contstructed this reality for yourself #your whole life in this little bubble universe #and this gif #the only look into your real life #is looping in the moment when the doctor lost you forever #and he’s reaching out to you #but he’s too late #because you’re gone #and this virtual life of yours will spin out in the skin of a single moment in reality #and you can’t wake up #because you’re dead and he’s lost another friend (via wellisnthatwizard)
you’re grounded.
EVERYONE CAN GO HOME THIS BROKE THE FANDOM.
My name is ____________ and this is the story of how i died…
I didn’t think we could come up with head canons for our real lives but head canon accepted.
It looks like he’s saying Ava to me