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12:32pm September 20, 2014
checkmater:

lie rEN

checkmater:

lie rEN

12:29pm September 20, 2014
thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

thecultofcraze:

amoureuux:

oh

That’s okay, I didn’t need my heart.

12:17am September 20, 2014

I get to sleep in tomorrow.

I should shower, but I think I will do that upon the morrow. 

12:15am September 20, 2014

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

11:13pm September 19, 2014

annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.

11:11pm September 19, 2014

mogadeer:

You know who to call.

Just an experiment.

11:10pm September 19, 2014

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

8:56pm September 19, 2014

Someone just told me I must be hermaphroditic because I’m asexual.

What?

8:55pm September 19, 2014

cannedviennasausage:

blasianxbri:

ghdos:

honeydewhearts:

20daysofjune:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

BRUH

:O that was amazing

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

"And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security."

8:14pm September 19, 2014

okiem:

jackfrostciicle:

jarexz:

loveatitsfinest:

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

the comments are painfully accurate. 

the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

every time

meow

7:34pm September 19, 2014
alphynix:

Spinosaurus always ends up getting compared to Tyrannosaurus, and thanks to a certain movie the subject of “which would win in a fight” comes up often, too.
While the obvious answer to that is “neither, they never met” (Spinosaurus came from Middle Cretaceous Africa; Tyrannosaurus came from Late Cretaceous North America), even if such an encounter could have ever occurred it wouldn’t have been the epic badass battle many people seem to imagine.
The truth is, most predators are actually incredibly wary of unfamiliar things in their environment.
They would probably have been terrified of each other.

alphynix:

Spinosaurus always ends up getting compared to Tyrannosaurus, and thanks to a certain movie the subject of “which would win in a fight” comes up often, too.

While the obvious answer to that is “neither, they never met” (Spinosaurus came from Middle Cretaceous Africa; Tyrannosaurus came from Late Cretaceous North America), even if such an encounter could have ever occurred it wouldn’t have been the epic badass battle many people seem to imagine.

The truth is, most predators are actually incredibly wary of unfamiliar things in their environment.

They would probably have been terrified of each other.

7:27pm September 19, 2014

I have to take a break from the Let’s Watch of PT.

Mainly due to eyestrain because I have been covering most of the screen with my hands so all I can see is the facecam because I don’t feel like biting through my tongue in terror again.